Santa Clauses

Lets discuss Santa!!!!
-creepiest
-funniest
-ect.

I went to the library X-mas craft day. Stefanie, Karisa, Gunner, and I talked to Santa. I said I wanted a bow and arrows and he said i should get a shotgun because it would be better.....

Gunner said he wanted a gun. Santa said "How about a grenade? You just pull the pin and throw it."

I saw a Santa the other day, and he wanted me to sit on his lap. All I could think was *rapist!*.
In other words, Santas creep me out.

He wanted a 13 year old to sit on his lap???? That IS creepy.

yes, yes it was.

My dad said he'd give me five bucks if I went and sat on Santa's lap. It was the one in Wal*Mart, so I was, like, "Hellz no!!"

I would've raised it to ten and went to sit on Santa's lap. lmao. That seems a little whore-ish sounding, doesn't it? Getting paid to sit on a strangers lap...lol
Disgusting thought: I wonder if a kid has ever sat on a Santa and he had a boner...lmao, that's very.....I'll just shut up now

Erm... That'd be really gross... But yes, it does sound very... strange. If it was out of context, then it'd be even worse.

If it was 20 dollars i would consider sitting on his lap. I would not sit on his lap at all for 5 or 10 dollars.